Kid Allegedly Gets Beaten By A 30 year old Woman For Saying "Yo P**** Smell Like A Dead Fish
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It was in early October at Manchester Mall when fifteen year old, Craig Wilson, was attacked by thirty year old Quaneisha Banks. She reported that she was just smoking a cigarette outside of the mall, waiting for her Uber. She then stated that a young man came up to her and yelled in her face that her p**** stank like a dead fish, he then shoved her, and she merely defended herself. Craig Wilson claims that he was hanging out with his friends at the mall to just have a good time. He says that he walked past a lady that smelled like cigs and dead fish. "I was extremely offended by that stench," he said. He then confronted her about it, because "she needa learn to wash her pussy and no one should suffer for her being a h** and not washing up after". He then claims that she attacked him, but fleed when he ripped her weave out. Craig walked away with minor cuts (due to the fact that she just got her nails done) and bruises, otherwise, he was just fine and the woman was arrested for smellin like a fuckin dusty, crusty, dead ass fish that bitch shoulda got arrested for this shit. FUCK THAT
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