Up and coming Cleveland model Maurice "Rice" Cannon arrested for assault
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October 21, at around 3:26am, eastern standard time, an altercation broke out between up and coming model Maurice "Rice" Cannon (23) and the refrigerator. The fight broke out when Cannon bought a 12 pack of Budlight beer after a long day at work to relief some stress, because hoes were bouta recieve hands that day. Cannon bought the beers and placed them in the Refrgerator. An hour later, Cannon returned to the scene to enjoy what he would hope to be a nice cold beer, but found the complete opposite. The refrigerator had been unpluged which caused his brew to get hotter than a jalapenos choocie. This made Cannon furious. Locals said the turn up was real. " He came outside with no clothes on yelling at random people. I grabbed my dog and headed for the door. I was frightened", said this old biotch who lived just across the way. Others say Cannon then ran back into the home and grabbed hold of the appliance. Then he lauched that bitch out the window and yelled "im daddy biotch, now suck this long one". Then he repeatly beat the appliance until the doors were removed. Another local tried to break up the brawl, but he was not about that life. Parma police finally showed up to find Cannon sitting on top of the appliance smoking marijuana with absolutely no clothes on. When officers tried to ask Cannon what the problem was, he then yelled " ma-hoy hoy yoh ma-noy" said a residence. He was then hauled off to the Parma City Jail. No futher information has been released.
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