DANGEROUS: Half Human Half Gorilla Spotted In Harlem

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This Morning a mysterious "creature" was spotted in Harlem on 145th street Lenox Ave. There are no leads on who this thing is where it live or where it came from or even what it is.
"As I was walking down the street I saw something out of the ordinary. I could believe my eyes, I didn't know what to call it. It's looked like a gorilla and a human mixed" An anonymous eye witness told our reporters.

This is outrageous New York City is getting out of hand. It's not safe anymore.

"I was listening to A Boogie "Jungle" and saw shawty walking down 145th , I thought I was buggin but I got closer and she gave me this vicious look, I was like "fuck it" dropped my sh*t and ran. I thought she was going to attack me" Another anonymous person reported.

NYPD and Animal Control are on the case. They're doing the best they can but in the mean time keep your eyes open people. No one knows what this animal is capable of but it looks vicious. Please be careful and keep you children by you side at all time

Any Information on this mysterious creature please call Animal Control immediately.

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