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Imagine that your on the most insane of acid trips.........1017 Brick squad is knocking at your door right as Mother Goose removes her world famous pot roast from the oven. A butterfly screams antisemetic slurs from a distance. It was a simpler time when men were giraffes and children spoke only when instructed to do the Macarena. REJOICE!!!!! A king is born and Gon will never be able to test his strength against him in a proper game of dodgeball. Panic insues as clones of Garrett Bobby Ferguson and Jan Micheal Vincent battle the armies of what seems like endless waves of Micheal Jai Whites and cyborg Steven Segals. A rainbow shoots from the Anus of a hippo and sounds of praise roll all throughout the African savanna. If you stayed this long know this one true unalienable fact.............I wrote this bullshit article while taking a poo and thinking of your mothers naughty parts, but you're even more dispicable than me for having just now imagined what I've just tricked you into reading. nojusticenopeace dicksourforharambe heyyygotamygrapes
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