BREAKING +++ Evidence emerged that proves election actually rigged!!!
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Washington, DC. Journalists of The Chicago Tribune and The Boston Globe have uncovered a shocking truth about the election process. Federal officials have been recorded on tape saying just what national treasure and known clairvoyant Donald Trump™ has known all along. The men have been heard saying that they are planning to not only count all votes but to also make them all count equally much. "We're going to make sure that black, hispanic and female votes are not suppressed and will count as much as the white, male ones." With this shocking revelation it's now evidently clear that the election is rigged in favor of crooked Hillary Clinton. The fact that white, male, angry votes aren't counted triple as they used to in the good old days, speaks volumes about the state of this country.
Is America's sweetheart and known charmer of women, Donald Trump, going to sue Hillary Clinton for the presidency once she gets inevitably elected now that manipulation in her favor is proven? We can only hope.
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