22yr old girl found in neighbors attic

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Buffalo, New York
WNY Channel 4 News report
9:45am Saturday, October 22

Bethany Copperfield was found in her neighbors attic eating zanx bars and Oreo's sitting on a bean bag chair for comfort. Along side was 2 gallons of water and garbage from the food she consumed. Bethany was recently reported missing last month and her parents where shocked to find her next door as a nasty smell started coming from their neighbors attic. He's name (disclosed) reported the smell to the city of buffalo as if he thought raccoons and other animals were getting up there and leaving a mess ( feces ). Unfortunately it turned out to be a girl who was lost and high out of her mind on drugs. The man claims he doesn't know how the girl got up there and neither does the girls parents. She was using some type of portable toilet she made so the girl didn't have to move. As soon as they received a phone call next door they rushed over to find their daughter delusional and distraught so they rushed her to the hospital for medical treatment. Cops were on scene recovering evidence. Charges will apply and bail of at least 10, 000 dollars due to the amount of pills she had. Later released Bethany had a short interview with our news team in regards, our questions remain unsolved due to her memory loss that she had experienced from consuming this drug.

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