Three teens arrested for aggravated assult with a deadly weapon against a 26 year old man
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Three teens were arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon against an twenty-six year old man Jamie Suber . Martarez Harper 18, of the 100 block of pine street was arrested on the charges of aggravated assault. Two juveniles who was also on the scene with Martarez was also arrested for aggravated assault. Harper was taken into custody at Minden Police Department. Police say Harper said ''him and the two juveniles were walking and the man came up to them for money". Harper say he told the man they didn't have any money, and that's when the man tried to attack them and he also tried to pull out a 9 mm. Harper stated as the man was pulling out his gun him and the two juveniles attacked the man. Harper say he picked up the gun and started beating the man with it. The gun went off and a neighbor called the police. When police arrived at the scene they saw Mr.Suber laying on the ground and Mr.Harper holding the gun and the two juveniles standing there. Mr.Suber was taking to the hospital with none life threatening injuries.
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