Richmond man attacks Rapper with a machete. Victim is on life support.
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Early Sunday morning, Kenneth Lowery of Richmond VA was seen driving erratically from the Omni Hotel downtown, exceeding speeds of 80 mph. Officers pursued Lowery until he came to a stop at Ray's Boom Boom Room, where it is said that rapper Lil Yachty was set to perform.
Lowery exited the vehicle brandishing a large machete. Officers drew their weapons and repeatedly asked Lowery to drop his machete. Finally Lowery dreamed to the Officers, "Look, I was at an event at the Omni and the DJ put on a Lil Yachty song Somebody's got to dead this nigga". The Officers lowered their guns and one screamed out, "he's right". Lowery was then order by the commanding officer to "go do what you came to do my gee, we ain't seen shit"!
Lowery entered the club, found the red haired clown and began chopping his mumbling, nursery rhymeing ass to pieces. Paramedics said as they were transporting Yachty to MCV medical center, the rapper was singing the words, "why he bring a knife, trying to end my life, thought might rhymes was tight, guess I'm gonna die tonight..."
Lowery was last seen at the crib drinking beer with the same officers at the scene. Ain't that bout a bitch??!!
More to come as the story develops.
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