Girl 16 reportedly calls 911 to report illegal cannabis sale.
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BERWYN IL//- At around 11:10 am police received word of a sale for illegal cannabis. Officers reportedly went to the location and the 911 caller herself. Officers state the female aged 16 Amber Rosenbaum, allegedly called 911 because her dealer didn't provide enough cannabis to what she paid for. Police then attempt Amber Rosenbaum on a charge for illegal cannabis as well and 911 abuse call. As soon as the hand cuffs were put onto the minor, police say Amber then caused an ever more issue. She started screaming " **** you ***** Puerto Rican life's matter to. Stop the handcuffs are digging into my veins." Officers then say Amber started to" scream." She started yelling " MY NECK MY BACK LICK MY P**** and MY CRACK" over and over again. Police had no idea what they have gotten into. Police then questioned Amber parents in which they denied they were her parents. Police believe Amber may be living a double life. One as a Morton Mustang Student, and the other as an illegal drug dealer. Yesterday if you stayed tuned to NBC5 @ 10pm. You heard Amber was charged and released upon cutting her ex boyfriends penis off for a Do it your self project. Amber was released due to reasons on insanity but got off the hook because officers reportedly threw Amber into a cage and said speak like a dog you ho* Amber could be facing up to 2 years in prison due to possession of 1lb of illegal marijuana cannabis. Stay tuned to NBC 5 at 4:30
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