Las Vegas woman says drinking pee keeps her young
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A Las Vegas woman says the reason she looks young and vibrant is because she drinks urine at least twice a day. Kayla Mercado said "drinking pee keeps you healthy helps hydrate your skin". She told reporters she has been drinking pee since age thirteen. Kayla, who is now 48, doesn't look a day older than 18. "I look young, I feel young, and people decades younger than I am look much older than I do" said kayla as she took a sip of pee mixed with a little sugar and blue food coloring. We asked her if there were any negative side affects, and she stated "the only down side to drinking pee is it makes your breath smell like pee, and I have a gut". She told reporters that she is willing to drink any animal pee, but her favorite pee is that of homeless people. She said she can pay most homeless people two or three dollars to pee in a jar, and she'll take it home and add sugar. Living in Las Vegas, she tells reporters there are so many homeless people to choose from.
We spoke to Dr. Chun K. from St. Jude's children's hospital, and he said Kayla likely suffers from a mental illness and is not actually 48 years old. He stated drinking urine has absolutely no health benifits at all, and could actually be dangerous if the donor has any sicknesses that are contagious.
Kayla said she has never been diagnosed with any mental illnesses at all and she is indeed 48 years old. We asked for proof, and she told us she didn't have any more to say.
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