Oneal signs with Fila!
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21 Year old Jayvonne oneal of Raleigh NC has Signed a Contract with Fila! C.E.O Gene yoon has these following remarks to say "Once i see that oneal can being sneakers back from the grave and design them i knew i had to sign him" "He reminds me of Chris brown with his artistic style " says Gene yoon!, Jayvonne oneal has alot of experience having being his first year into restorations and customs. Oneal has clientel from the east coast to the west coast, but loves his hometown of Wilson clients the best. Some say he reminds them of kanye west by building his brand! With some of oneal's work reaching over 200,000 eyes and counting his biggest work has yet to be made, even though he has received 1500 likes and reacts, and 200+ shares; but he states that he is creating a major key for DJ khaled himself! Oneal told reporters"When i complete Khaled key shoe im hoing to move on to another celebrity and incorporate "Another one" Oneal hopes to bring along childhood friend justice neal to continue colaborating, also dwight joyner, sue so saucy travoris bynum and mia whitehurst. Oneal states that he "thanks everyone for supporting and is bery blessed to have worked on so many sneakers" Everyone loves jayvonne oneal A.K.A SticksSoSmoove and the whole 252 (city of wilson and surrounding areas) wants him to hurry and open up shop to keep fresh for the winter! --Im jasmine grey and this has been an Complex exclusive!
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