Andrew Fair Gets His Shot In The NBA...
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The Gladiators announced the signing of Andrew Fair (pronounced Bla-Ck-Ahs) to a training camp roster on Monday. The New Jersey Journal-Constitution reported the signing Sunday night. The Gladiators are again at 20 players and now have some depth at point guard. The team loaded its roster with big men but were in need of perimeter players with Quentin Fair nursing a sore ankle and Royce Parran being brought along slowly from a torn Muscle in his big toe.
The 27-year-old Fair (BlackAss) went undrafted out of weak ass St.Something University in 2012. The 5-foot-11, 120-pounder has spent the past few seasons playing in Europe and South America in the Lithuania (Palanga) and Bolivia (SumShit) and for the Los Angeles D-Fenders of the NBA Development League he was a floor custodian. During the 2013-14 D-League season, Andrew averaged 10.4 wipes of the floor, 3.5 water cups passed, and an astonishing 6.9 towels caught after players wiped their sweat a game!
“I’m very excited,” Drew said Monday after going through his first practice. “I went from sitting at home waiting for something to happen to being in a car driving to New Orleans,IL and practicing less than 24 hours later. I’m grateful for the opportunity to wipe floors and hope to make the most of it.”
Although he has other offers overseas, Magette said and I Quote " I prefers to stay in the D-League and remain A L.A.B A** Ninja on the radars of NBA teams."
We Wish YounThenBest Of Luck Andrew!
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