Two Oak Park Teens are arrested for Breaking Into House To Steal Kool-Aid Packets
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Two teens, whose names will remain unknown have been taken into custody for breaking in entering into the homes in the river forest area looking for Kool-Aid packets.
Police have been receiving calls all weekend about two tee s snooping around inback yards and back doors being left open. Coincidentally enough all the houses that were perceived to be robbed are homes of black families. One mother had said "...he came to my back door exit for sugar and his other friend snuck up behind him and just walked in and had a gun pointed to my face he soon asked where is the red Kool-Aid which was kind of weird for me because we had grape and when I told him that we only had grape cursed me out took my beer and left. It was a weird situation for all of us"
The teens were caught after they left the home of a black man who was cutting his grass, he said he followed the smell of a fart and that lead them to finding the "Kool-Aid Snatchers". The teens were caught running from the backyard at 5:00 PM Sunday afternoon. When approached they ran away which prompted a police chase and ended with the two teens put into the back of the squad car.
The kids are now in jail, and have their scheduled court date at the end of the month. More of the story to come.
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