Man gets arrested for posting too many workout pix on Facebook!
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The Indiana police department arrested a man by the name of Keyon mack aka "ThisisMack" for posting too many workout pix on his Facebook page. Keyon (34) moved from Richmond,Va a little over a year ago and was continuing his successful healthy training to motivate others to do the same, by eating right, working out and to enjoy life. So the Indiana police department has been hearing about a guy who post workout pix everyday after his workout and it started to annoy fat people and others who few they should workout but didn't want to. Not only did YouTube/Rap Artist "Keyon 'Thisis' Mack" post pix every workout session, but he also posted videos afterwards.
Many people complained about it to Facebook and even wrote emails to Facebook CEO "Mark Zuckerberg" asking if it was possible to delete Keyon Mack or put him in Facebook jail, but Facebook jail wasn't good enough for the workout maniac Keyon, but real jail was more of a punishment to serve Facebook friends and family justice says Indiana police officer "Officer Cracker" says
"He was teasing fat people and lazy people who didn't want to workout or knew it was too much to eat healthy and that bothered a lot of people. When they sent me to a link on his page, I was in unbelief! Like is that all you do? Workout and then rub it in you Facebook friends faces? This really has gone too far"
Keyon Mack "34" was arrested earlier today as indianas best all surrounded his home and safely got him out the house in hand cuffs without a fight. The officers walked out Mack's home with a several items including: dumbells, Focus T25 and Insanity dvds along with some weightlifting gloves, record plaques and some "WWE" Wrestling belts.
We asked Mack lawyer how does he feel about this and will it change anything about his workout routine and social media posts, but his lawyer said "He has no words and will not answer any questions at this time" Mack is set to make bail around midnight this Monday morning. We will be waiting and try to get more details on this case.
Mack court date is set for next Tuesday @10:30am
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