Bellingham teen found giving oral sex to his weiner dog!
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Bellingham native Kris Jerkins was casually walking around downtown Bham for her daily jog. She took a shortcut through an alleyway between two buildings, the same shortcut that she takes everyday. Little did she know, when she was jogging through the alleyway that she would see something abnormal, something that would scar her for life. She looked to the right side of a dumpster only to find a faggotass Nissan Altima owner named Emanuel Gallardo sucking his weiner dog's (Ricky) dick! He looked up to acknowledge the jogger and asked "if she wanted a lick of diz dick?" Then went back to sucking off his dog. The jogger proceeded to beating Emanuel the fuck up and making him cry like the little bitch he is. She kept going until he cried "stoooop! Noooo puedooooo!!" She then called 911 and had him arrested. Emanuel was booked on charges for animal abuse and gets drilled in the ass 2 times a day while in jail. If you see Emanuel Gallardo walking down the streets, drill him in the ass, beat the shit out of him until he cries "Nooo puedooo" and proceed to call the local authorities. Time to put little bitches like Emanuel in jail. Fuck dat nigga he sucks at UFC too
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