Dyke Causes girlfriends whole apartment to flood after sex!

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A young dyke by the name of Rayy caused a commotion on Oct 24, 2016 approximately 10:45pm. The neighbors in the apartment next door claim they heard a woman screaming "it's coming daddy" but they could not figure out if that loud voice was a warning to evacuate. the neighbors continued to fry their chiccen until they heard a loud THUMP! While Mr. edison was watching his shows he started to notice seeping through his front door! he quiccly ran out to see where it was coming from. As he staired across his front door he noticed a Hole in the dyke couples apartment, Nosey asfuc he proceeded into their apartment where he then saw Rayy the dyke wiping her face with a towel. He said "bitch i hope yall know a plummer" Rayy grabbed her glocc and said WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON BETWEEN THE SHEETS IN MY HOME. Mr. Edison staired at the dyke puzzled and asked her again. Rayy repiied, "Aye mane! can't yu see i'm puttin in work!" Mr. edison then looked to the left and saw Rayys girlfriend.. (her name is excluded rayy said "No face, no case, no name, no shame" so we cut her a deal") Rayys girlfriend was lying on the ground, drenched in wet clothes, breathing hard as the fuc, holding her legs in a fetal position. Mr. Edison asked Rayy what happened to her.. and Rayy replied. "The bitch was trying to leave me, so i made sure she stayed" Mr. Edison then said "i can't be dealing with this gay shit, just make sure yall niggas clean up the damn water at my front door!" and walked off.. the story is still developing... Thox9News.

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