2 Shot, 1 Dead In Uptown Monday Morning
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On the morning of October 24, 2016 about 12 gun shots were heard in the 4000 block of Magnolia, officers nearby at Truman College were on the scene immediately. There are no suspects at the moment.
CPD spokesman Officer Felipe, "Around 10:30am on the intersection of Magnolia and Wilson witnesses heard about 10-15 gun shots and saw a male in his 20's laying on the floor, who had seemed to be shot twice and was unresponsive, this shooting can be retaliation/connected to the shooting of Jacob Brown last week on the corner of Hazel & Sunnyside"
*12:43pm update
"The male who passed away just minutes ago is identified as 20yr old Abell Seyid from the 900 block of Lakeside, the other victim who is still in the hospital hasen't yet been identified due to safety precautions"
*12:57pm update
"Friends/Family have gathered around the scene and are saying 20yr old Abell was not affiliated with any gang, and that he attended Truman Community College nearby which is just on the corner of Wilson. This is the 10th shooting this week alone of mistaken identity that has left an innocent person dead here in Chicago.
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