Man arrested after Facebook threats on Donald Trump's life
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A Charlotte man has been arrested after making threats on Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump.
Federal agents found Jamont Samuel, at his home where they found more evidence supporting his comments. He has been quoted saying, "If Donald Trump wins, all you niggas gone be picking cotton, but my black ass going out with a bang!" He added by saying, "I will snipe his ass like JFK!" Officers seized over 20 semi-automatic hand guns, 40 rifles, over 1,000 in ammunition, and several home made bombing devices!
Officer A. Hole stated Mr. Samuel will be charged to the furthest extent of the law. "It is always good to get guys like this off the streets. They have no regards for human life!"
Our reporters were on-scene while Mr. Samuel was being arrested. When asked why he felt the way he felt, he stated, "Fuck that pot belly bitch! That's why he look like the sun in his face 24/7. He's fucking his own daughter!"
Court records show that Mr. Samuel is scheduled in court, for his first arraignment, this coming Wednesday, October 26, 2016! His charges are threatening a Government official, obstruction, making verbal threats, racketeering, possession of a firearm by felon. While he could also be facing more charges.
So to all Facebook users let this be a warning to tread carefully while commenting. Someone is always watching!
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