Indianapolis woman now a billionaire after becoming a backpage prostitute.
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Indiana native Jae Elaine is a young entrepreneur that started from the bottom, now she's here, living lavishly as a top flight prostitute raking in an astonishing $2.5 billion dollars yearly. When asked what made her get into the industry, in a private interview she had a lot to say,
"I used to work for dolla bill at the players club. I loved The Players Club for offering women a way to reach their goals in life. But I also hated The Players Club for all the girls it destroyed in the process."
Interviewer (question): what inspired you to come into your own?
"I was once told by tricks 'Y'all ain't shit. Your mama's ain't shit and your babies ain't gonna be shit. Fuck you with a... a sick dick.' I knew at that time I had to make a change for the better....and better was to become the entrepreneur that I am. I'm a natural go getter"
Jae is now married to the brother of one of her former coworkers at the strip club, that goes by the name of Junior...he also happens to be the head of security for her company..."Have it Jae's way". You can book her online at [email protected].
We applaud Jae for making her way to the top, one nut at a time. In the words of a far eastside up and coming rapper, "support the locals"
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