30YEAR OLD MOTHER OF FIVE ARRESTED ON FIVE COUNTS:
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30 Year old mother of five Kiasha Adams was arrested late last night, in Las Vegas Navada down town area, for snatching a women and man out the casino and beating them half to death. Locals reports a women dressed in a pink house coat rollers and house shoes, driving a blue Honda civic. Pulled up late last night around 11:46pm with five children with bats screaming "where Tony ass at"? Locals report the women then went inside with the children and screamed loudly "Do Kiasha Adams have to smack a bitch"! Reports say she was aporched by a female with a blue wig on where she then snatched off the wig , and beat the women in the face with it . Witnesses say as the women beat the lady the five kids beat her legs with bats. Witnesses say that's when a man with glasses approached the two women hysterically and drunk tried pulling the 30year old mother off , when a little boy walked up behind him screaming "Get yo damn hands off my mama"!! Then witness say the little boy began to beat his legs in with the bat.. Security rushed the floor as they pulled all parties away blood weave and eye lashes alone with some rollers a house shoe and glasses was found on the scene the women then started to fight security when a little girl no more the nine mths drove the Honda civic threw the glass with the help of her cousin a little boy no more then 6 years old, But was not successful and crashed into the big slot mechign hitting it and making all The coins come out. Where then Locals rushed The floor to lude.. The lady and her five children were taking into metro police custody to Clark County Lock Up. LATER REPORT'S TODAY ON THIS MATTER ABC® Channel News...
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