Young Birmingham Teen Goes to Jail for 2 counts of attempted murder & 5 assault
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 37780 Shares
We have finally caught 18 year old Birmingham criminal JG . They said she lost her mind . She beat up 3 hoes & shot 2 niggas because she says "they was tryna play her on dat funny style" All 5 victims have been rushed to the hospital with critical injuries. One female has been cut up from her forehead to her stomach , anothers head has been busted with a brick . Witness say" she ran over one nigga after he tried to help his bitch! " Another witness states the other male & female victimes where beat tf up and drug down 1st ave on dat east . Investigators sat down with Ms JG to try & get some information but all JG states the whole time is " The Opps Have to die y'all gone die everybody is going to die tonight" detective Jonny stated that many of you guys may know JG from the 2k14 est gang "InchGang" . ( including memeber you may know as Dremayah Deanna Dimes Babygirl & plus her cousins De'ja Drenisha & Keiwanda & Big Sister Jasmine.) Now she's facing prison time, witnesses & victims say she was screaming repeatedly "Ima die bout my respect what u dying for" , as she was shooting her dreco . They say some members of the click was also out there raising hell along with JG. One was uppercutting someone's Grandma ???? We have no names on these suspects yet because all JG would said is " Ion know shit, let me out coach" Bham police departments are Glad to say we've gotten her wild ass off these streets.????????
Tune in ABC @5 o'clock to see the update on this story .
-AnonymousReporter
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
Most Popular
-
1
bigfoot sighting at jackson lake campground near oak hill ohio Several eye witness reported seeing a large hairy animal of some kind near the Jackson lake campground. Local authorities are asking people to be cautious if you are planning on fishing near this area. One of the witnesses where able to snap a picture with their cell phone before the creature ran away near the Tommy Been rd area.
-
2
new york city woman loses her temper, causes black hole to swallow her entire town Anna, 26, of New York City, DC was in the middle of an argument with a colleague when her temper got so out of control, it formed a small black hole, which demolished the vast majority of her neighborhood. "I just couldn't take it anymore, and unleashed my forces at the person who was irritating me. I had no idea the energy of my rage could cause such destruction," says Anna. Despite the ruination her anger has caused, Anna says she has no regrets. "I actually wish I knew I had this ability sooner!" Anna laughs. "There are a lot of people and things I could have eradicated from my life in this way."
-
3
whale spotted in illinois river A humpback whale was spotted near Morris IL in the Illinois River today. The sighting comes just days after 2 Great White Sharks were seen frolicking in the same area. While not impossible, it does seem unlikely. It is thought that the whale may have followed the sharks as they sometimes do in the wild. The whale would of had to travel over 1250 miles to get to this location. The Marine Biologist Association will be in town for a full investigation. Until we have answers, we are asking folks to keep their pontoons and fishing boats docked.
-
4
two great white sharks found swimming in mississippi river near saint louis, missouri. While it is not entirely impossible, it is incredibly uncommon for salt water dwelling creatures to stay for lengthy periods of time in fresh water. However, two Great White Sharks have managed to survive the trip and make their way up the Mississippi River somehow. Believed to have started as a mating couple, the two are assumed to have swam the 920 mile journey from the mouth of the Mississippi River that is connected to the Gulf Of Mexico. Officials in Saint Louis have contacted the Missouri Conservation Department and will likely have a team in the river soon to capture the two lost sharks.