Cook County Sheriff's looking for man with 3 Active arrest warrents out of Oak Lawn, Illinois.
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10/24/16 9:35 a.m
Note: Cook County Sheriffs Department/Parollee and Warrent office;
This Individual may be dangerous and can possibly be armed with Blunt weapons (Knife, Shanks, Etc.) Or carrying an Illegal Firearm. Suspect was last spotted in a Light Blue Dodge Caravan Near 95th & Oak Park, in Oak Lawn, Illinois, according to an Undercover informant.
Joseph Teandon, Age: 19
Skin Color: Light brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: Approx 5'7
Hair color: Black
Weight: Approximately 170 lbs.
Joseph Teandon, has warrents out for Breaking into homes, and Tickling Little Kids buttholes and sucking on their big toes.
He was last seen on Surveilance camera, breaking into a Mini van, and viciously beating a Hamster with a Bananna. He was also reported rubbing his Testicles on the Watermelons at Jewel Osco.
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