Chicago woman arrested for farting in faces of loud mouth disrespectful teenagers..
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A 37 year old Tiffany Smith was arrested Friday night for allegations of holding down three teenage girls and farting in their faces for being disrespectful. According to the suspect she was driving down Pulaski avenue on the city's west side and the group of girls were standing in the middle of the street holding up traffic and would not move. Drivers were honking their horns and yelling for the girls to move and they started cursing and throwing items at the cars. The suspect says she pulled over and grabbed the first "little bitch" and ring leader by the hair and pulled her to the ground, she says she put her in the figure four leg lock, and then she sat on the girls face and farted "loud and hard", the second teenage girl who the suspect described as a "fucking follower" tried to pull the suspect off of the first girl and the suspect got up, put her in the "doepefiend" until she almost passed out and then pushed her to the ground and damn near sharted in her. The third teenager tried to run but the suspect caught her and ordered her to get on her knees so she could bend over and fart in her face too, the scared teenager obliged. When the suspect was questioned as to why she did it she said "these children these days are terrible" she went on to explain that she wanted to humiliate them so they will learn their lesson, she said she is lactose intolerant and was full of putrid gas so "it was on". Onlookers cheered and cried laughing. One witness Tuleisha Howard said to reporters "that's what the fuck they get", with tears of laughter in her eyes. The suspect said she really wanted to stomp their asses out but she had mercy. Tiffany Smith was arrested and bonded out a few hours later, she is facing three counts of harassment.
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