Local Drug Dealer Assaulted (Rock Hill)

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On October 22 2016, around noon an officer responded to a call from an elderly lady stating her gradson had been attacked by what she called "A Bull Dagger"over what she named "Reef-Furs". The elderly lady stated she was smoking her Winston cigarette, in a her bathrobe , wearing a silk hair bonnet and sweeping her front porch humming old negro hymnals when the bull dagger approached her. She said The Dagger approached her very aggressively yelling "aye yo ms. Lady b**** where is your flute booty grandson?!" The elderly lady stated she told The Dagger her grandson no longer lived at the residents. The Dagger then pushed the elderly lady and proceeded to enter her home. The male victim (30) whom which didn't want to be identified stated he was eating Top Ramen Beef Flavored noodles while watching Family Feud when The Dagger approached him. The Dagger grabbed a handful of his noodles and started to eat them. The victim then became a bit troubled because that was the last pack of noodles and his "BM" sold all the foodstamps so he asked The Dagger "Why did you eat my food ?" The Dagger then assaulted the victim with a 9 mm handgun by "beating him with the gun". The victim told police prior to the incident The Dagger texted him "Bruh you sold me some monkey dust , ima kill you! Tf ?" . He stated he didn't think much of the text because he purchased his Marijuana "straight" from the plug and the plug said the Marijuana was "gas" and named the weed "Election Year Kush." The Dagger was later identified as Rock Hill resident Brittany Durham. Officers arrested Durham at Wingbonz on Oakland Avenue in Rock Hill later that day. Durham is currently in jail with a bond of FiddyElm dollars.

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