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Earlier this evening at around 2:47 pm three walker county men seen a mam walking the street named john sneed... The men and mr sneed had a past before where they would play spades with him and many other card games... They would bet money and sneed would always beat them. So he would swindle them out there money then soon swindleing led to him stayen the night over mr elrods house on the couch along with the other gentlmen as a friendly night over as mr sneed could not drive home that night because he was really intoxicated due to 2 green apple smirnoffs ... But anywho before mr elrod had woke up along with other house members. That night mr sneed got up before everyone and stole 2 pairs of mr elrods fruit of the loom tighty whiteys a pair of one direction sandals and justin beiber cologne the short man you see next to mr elrod in the pic with grey shirt... And a yrs worth of tractor supply overalls from the tallest gentleman you in the pic.. So according to mr sneed after cops found his uterus damn near ruptured and his overies crushed.. Mr sneed says the next day... Mr sneed: idk i was just walking down the street past happy valley apartments and after picking up a cig off the side of the road i lit it and was just standen there smoking it and all of a sudden the trio was approaching me and i said hey guys because i thought we were all friends but little do i know... Tyler runs up and gives me a stunner and then as i slowly gdt up from the pain to run away the gentlman in the grey shirt... Ya know the short one.. Comes out of nowhere with a sweet chin music which then makes my nose bleed perprusaly ... And then the tallest gentleman comes out of nowhere as i was standing on my feet thinking it was over with an rko! Its as if he did it so fast and sneaky but yet so painful reminded me of a viper! Police say..: we found. Them later on down the road at the tallest suspects older brothers house whose first name we wont reveal. But his last name chandler... Yes they were all at mr chandlers house hitting licks and taking jello shots off of each others stomachs! We made 3 arrest to all 3 suspects all with the same charge first charge was battery to the second degree... Second charge was premetitaded abuse and third charge was theft by taken... Because while maken the arrest i found mr elrod making dirty sprite or attemptimg to but with the moutain dew that mr sneed said they also stole from him while passed out...
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