Chicago local ligh skinned savage robs south loop wing stop but only gets arrested for twerkin with no ass
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Chicago native Tia Knight reportedly entered the wing stop on the south loop pulled out a gun and demanded a 40 piece traditional lemon pepper with large fries and a drink. When asked did she want carrots or celery with the order, Knight (a midget plus sized chick) stated "do it look like i want some damn vegetables bih." the workers remained calm and made her food with no issues. But then as they handed her the food the radio began to play Juvenile - back that azz up and things took a turn for the worse. the male workers realized she aint have an ounce of ass and became highly offended. one worker stated "bruh these muffukkin chicks out here love that shit once they hear cash money taking over for the 99 and 2000 you can't stop them, but to twerk and have no ass that's against the law." the authorities arrived quickly. and immediately followed by a lilCakesMatter protest. when asked what made her think she could get away with this shit Knight stated "cuz I'm 4'4 with the soul of a 6'4 nigga.. police then dropped her off somewhere on the westside cuz it's worse than prison out there.
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