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Queen of the Spa. The Lady you all Kno as "Ms Solo" living in the fast lane has got Taylour Amour Woodard arrested. Late last night, reporters say around 1:00 a.m Ms. Woodard was seeing "popping asz" on the sidewalk of Forth Worth Texas. Civilians say she was seen wearing a thong and Marley socks while performing. One of the witnesses said they asked her to "cover up" and she refused. Not only did she refuse, she asked the unidentified individual to dance with her. Their answer was a yes. Taylour then began to "back that thing up" on him and caused an innocent bystander to go into a seizure. After being rushed to the hospital, he survived but still suffers from brain damage caused by him falling on concrete . Before, ambulance were on scene .. Taylour had fled on bare feet with no intentions on returning. She was later found on the front lawn of her apartment smoking "Mary Jane" and eating flaming hot Cheetos. As soon as officers tried to make the arrest Taylour then through her Dr Pepper in one of the officers face. They were unaware of the gang sign she threw up before saying "Sertafyed Bxtch" and took off running again. Ms Amour only made it 5 inches before she collapsed in her yard. She was taken to the hospital to reveal the cause of her symptoms. Come to find out Taylour was on 6 ounces of indica and 3 Xanax bars. When she awakened the doctors asked how she felt she replied "like a million bucks Bxtch" . Taylour is now facing 25 years in prison. && a bond of $10,000. Luckily, this little lady has been working hard. We are still amazed at how she was able to bond herself out in less than 2 hrs. We asked is the money illegal? Taylour has still not answered that question.
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