Man that has been missing since 2011 has finally been found
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That's right folks the missing East Chicago man known as Martell "ping" france has been found, the bigger question is, where was he at? Well we had an interview with ping today just to see and his answer is shocking!!! When we talked to ping he said he was lost in the pussy, yes you herd it pussy!!! It turns out one night in 2011 he had went over to teranee" big twat" pettyson house to smoke a blunt of reggie with her, but as they were smoking things got hot and heavy, they began to have sex, all of a sudden ping says" i could feel myself being sucked into her massive walls" after that, ping said everything went black and at that point he knew he was in trouble!! After five long years of isolation and occasionally getting poked, he seen a light and was able to escape, ping said he was glad he still is living, if you have any information on where " big twat" teranee pettyson is please call the police, kidnapping is a serious crime and will not be taken lightly.
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If she offer you Reggie, don't do it, people are still missing and we have till find her and the victims
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