Chicago baby arrested for stealing cookies out the cookie jar

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2yr destiny randle was apprehended today after stealing cookies out the cookie jar. after parents heard a loud glass shattered they went to check on the 2yr after finding out she wasn't there where they left the parents started getting worried so they did what any other normal parents would do and called 911 lol... hearing noise coming from the kitchen the parents went into the kitchen not knowing what they were gone find but they found 2yr destiny randle in a broken jar with cookie crumbs and chocolate all over her when asked who did this she replied I DUNNO. all evidence points to the suspect but there is made to believe to be another suspect at large. bond is set for $10,000 if you have any information about this crime call 555-555-5555

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