Fall River Man Dubbed "The Most Interesting Man in the World"

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Fall River, MA - In southeastern Massachusetts, a city of approximately 89,000 residents has dubbed a local patron with the grand title "The Most Interesting Man in the World". The contest was circulating through Facebook ensuring its privacy from the nominees. Over 1,275 people voted, and with 856 votes, the landslide winner of the title "The Most Interesting Man in the World" is Joseph Salvador.
Born in Sao Miguel, Portugal, Jose Maria made his debut in Fall River in 1969 at just 9 years old. With his outgoing and friendly persona, he quickly assimilated into the American lifestyle. As a young man, he was able to use his innate ability to connect with others to his advantage when he entered into the business of sales. Although he lacked a high school diploma, his confidence lifted him to great heights, not only in his career, but in his life. Eventually, Joe left his sales career and decided to exercise his brute and masculinity in the field of construction.
He began his outings on the weekends in 2003, where he'd find pleasure in mingling and conversing with fine people. Now, 13 years later, his reputation has skyrocketed and everyone enjoys the presence of this fun and loving guy. Joe's current favorite "hang-out spots" are Tequila Lime and The Cove, although he can be found at any restaurant enjoying the city's nightlife. So, let's give a big shout out to The Most Interesting Man in the World and let's thank him for sharing his big personality and eclectic style (blue plaid suit anyone?) with all of us!

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