Ebbw Vale man exposed!
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35 year old Nathan Bennet of Badmington Grove, Ebbw Vale, was arrested on Saturday 22nd October 2016 at 06:30am at the home he shares with his Girlfriend Claire Steer where computers, tablets and mobile devices were seized by Ebbw Vale police. The dawn seizure was orchestrated by Ebbw Vale Police detectives after a tip off from a close friend of Mr Bennet's that he was a serial child sex offender but it turned out the police had made a mistake and that the actual material found on the devices seized from gruesome Bennet's home was embarrassingly 100's of gay sex videos between Mr Bennet and what seems to be local homeless people and other sexual deviants. One, unnamed police officer stated in an off the record statement that "Mr Bennet seemed to prefer being the nail and not the hammer!" While a neighbour stated that "I always knew he was a bit fruity by the way he walked."
Mr Bennet was released from custody on Monday morning and is to be in a state of dizzy shock from the refreshing feeling of having his sexuality out in the open after years of keeping it hidden from loved ones.
In an interview with the "Gwent Gazette" Mr Bennet has said that he can now finally embrace the life he always wanted, "my first act as an openly gay man is to have my anus bleached as my long term lover Steven "the wrecker" Caswell doesn't like looking down on my dark abyss of unholiness!"
Ebbw Vale police have apologised for the misunderstanding and as a gesture of good will have paid for a years supply of KY jelly for Mr Bennet. Both Mr Bennet's girlfriend, children and close friends have said they always knew about his sexual tendencies but kept it quiet until now.
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