LA Woman Shot At, Mistaken For Clown
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Police responded to a call about a possible shooting near 54th st and Vermont late Sunday night . When they responded they found Glori Marquez, 23, of South LA shaken up, but not harmed. According to Gloria, she was walking home from the bus stop. She was on her way home from her job at Little Caesar's. "I was just walking down the street when I heard tires screech, I looked up and saw a car turn the corner and some guys stuck their heads out and started shooting. They were shouting something about clowns but it happened so fast. It's like a blur." Gloria then said she hopes the shooters are caught so they can't hurt anybody else. Sergeant Bradley Schuman of the LAPD's 77th Division said they believe Gloria was mistaken for a clown due to her makeup, and is lucky she wasn't hurt considering the recent sightings of scary looking clowns being reported around the country. "At this time in our investigation we believe the victim was targeted because of her very flamboyant facial makeup. It was a case of mistaken identity. Women should take extra caution right now because people are on edge when it comes to clowns." Gang violence was ruled out and police believe the shooters did not know Gloria. Witnesses say it was 3-4 black or Hispanic males in a silver sedan. If you have any information, please contact the LAPD 77th division.
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