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After years of no drama and just chilling, Jerry woke up to a message on the social media app snapchat from a freak b**** who won't be identified as first reported by Fox 2 news. It was a video from a guy stating "Jerry snap my b**** again there will be major problems and I will come see you". Jerry replied with a "lmao & Iphone emojis". After a "alright think I'm playing n****" reply, Jerry went on with his day. After visiting his brother and grabbing a 5th of patron Jerry turned to see a group of guys eyeing him and his brother. Jerry then laughed when he noticed it was the guy from the social media app snap chat earlier that day. Jerry then grabbed his Smith & Wesson as he walked to the car. Witnesses say when the group of 6 guys decided to walk toward the car Jerry opened fire, while shooting 30 plus shots, Jerry was quoted as saying "Free Terry B****, Y'all N***** some H***. Detroit Police say Jerry won't be charged because we don't trip over freak H*** and they lame boyfriends. During a interview after the incident Jerry was recorded saying """Come party with ya boy Nov 12, 2016 at the David Whitney Aloft's, Patron & Dusse will be served all night but it's still BYOB. Hmu for info"

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