Calumet Park man pioneers pan handling
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It was a cold Sunday morning October 24th at the food and liquor depot. That's were you could find Vincent Miller selling loose cigarettes and begging for change. We interviewed Mr Miller were he told us that he had been hustleing on this particular corner for 20 years and any new comers would have to (get the fuck outta here Joe) mr Miller is explained to us with the collapse of the economy on September 11 he has been homeless and. Living in the back of the plaza inn motel for the past 10 years. While spirits high mr. miller finds work as a part time dj for local bars and house parties. Unsure of his next meal he is forced eat left overs at the the four restaurants surrounding 127 and Ashland. Miller tells us that while times are hard life is great he explains that he's the hottest dj in the world and he's puts everything on A person he refers to as 'MO'. Miller hopes his time on the streets will come to an end soon when ask does he ever plan to find a job he replied (Facebook and this corner my job on Mo).
Miller also states to make life on the streets easier he sells his body periodically to either man or women when asked about the dangers of prostitution he informed us to mind our buiness and a dollar is a dollar Mo. - Judy Wang
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