"Chicago's Lady's Night Interrupt"
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Witnesses Say It's All Started Off with "Sisters". 97 years Old Witness Say That It All Started When The 21 Year Old Little Sister Taijah Said The 25 year Older Sister Vickey "Couldnt Get No Chicken At Lady's Night". Some Witness Say she Stumble Out The House Yelling "She Don't Get No Fuck Cause She Can Buy Her Own Chicken" Witness Say Taijah Left It Alone To Enjoy Her Lady's Night But Also Said Vickey Took It To facebook Saying "I'm Ready To Fight" I guess Over Chicken. Another Witness Say Taijah And Her Bestfriend Quesha left The House To Go Pick Up The Other Little Sister Kanesha Bestfriend Danika. Witnesses That Was Standing On The Block That Night Seen Vickey Who Was Mad Walking Up To Quesha Car With A Crowbar Pointing It At Taijah. Witnesses Say She Then Went Across The Street And Hit Taijah Car And Thats When It All Went Down. Witness Then Seen Taijah Hop Out Quesha's Car So Fast Witness Say Man It Happen so Quick Witness Say Taijah Said "Gone Ghee Ion Wanna Whoop Yo Ass You Should Be Tired Of Me Beating Yo Ass ( Hits )" Witness Say Taijah Beat Her Ass And Walked Off Then They Drove Off. Witness Say 5 Minutes Later Kanesha Came Out Going Crazy. Witness Say It All Claim Down Again.... Till 30 Minutes Later. Withness Say All She Hear Is "I Don't Give No Fuck Beat her Ass" 5 Seconds Later Taijah Jumped Out The Window Then Kanesha Jump Out The Window And 9 More Females Running Out The Door. Witness Say To Much Was Going On Couldn't See Everything. Taijah And Kanesha Ran Up On Vickey And Beat Her To The Point She Had To stab Her Own Y'all Hear Me Withness say OWN LITTLE SISTER In The Face With A Knife. Witness Say That's When It Got Real. Witness Say They Tried To Run Up On A Pregnant Girl Josetta When Mika and Shunda Was Holding Her Back But Also Say Jessica Was Packing All They Asses That Ran Up Then Say The Next Door Lady Brenda Was Talking About Her Daugther And Tried To Run Up On Taijah Mother And Taijah Mother Hit Brenda And She Fell And Quesha Started Stomping Her. Witness Say She Turn Around and Seen Kanesha Beating Up Diamond And Danika Kick Diamond Saying "Let My Bestfriend Hair Go". Witness Say Diamond Let Her Hair Go And Quesha Hit Her Like A Man. Witness Say She Turn Around And Seen Shunda Get Stab In The Hand From Beating Up Diamond Sister. Witness Say Myra Was Throwing All The Pumkins And Keke Dancing In The Grass. The End
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