Local woman arrested for trying to give blow job to cop in exchange for going to jail
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Authorities say a west side woman who was wanted for prostitution was taken into custody after she attempted to pull down a officers pants and give him a blow job in exchange for freedom. Jaquitta Temple of the 1300 block of South Avers was seen leaving the Shamrock Motel located in the Cicero neighborhood where employees say she orchestrated at million dollar prostitution ring. Jaquitta who's pimp refers to her as "pussy monster" has confronted by officers after an altercation with a male for failing to give her money for sexual favors. At the time of the arrest officers say the "pussy monster" unbuckled the officers pants and pulled out his penis and told him she would "take his soul if he let her go" another officer quickly grabbed her hands and cuffed her. The "pussy monster" is being held without bail in the cook county jail.
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