Chicago Heights "Street Racer" Loses His Final Race
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Pictured is the suspects car getting towed to the impound.
Chicago Heights Street Racer "Juan Serrano" has been owning the Street of Chicago Heights and all of Chicago. His weapon of choice is his 2008 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X. His very lightly modified sports compact car has been known around the streets of Chicago Heights, Chicago and a very well known street called "Doty Road" terrorizing other street races with his All-Wheel-Drive Lancer. Well, unfortunately for him his final race came to a end when he attempted to race a undercover police officer driving a highly Modified 2006 Subaru STI. Juan got gapped by this police officer and was clocked in at a record setting, 186mph. In a Lancer! Juan was sent to the Will County Detention center where he would appear in court Tuesday, October 25th 2016. With charges of, Attempted Murder, Speeding, Street Racing, Reckless Driving and Possession of a firearm, With a estimated bond of $500,000 and 75 years in prison and he is not eligible for parol. Looks like his racing, came to a end. The police officer involved in the race versus Juan stated "Juan's car is fast. I blew my motor racing him. Time to build my motor yet again."
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