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This Jersey City-born Monmouth county raised, Alpnah Duevalia Neville is sought for questioning by the FBl. This man is sharing information with dead-minded black people that could be of national security to the white supremacist structure of America. He is also wanted by the B.R.F.O (Black Rogue feminist Organization) For crimes of gumption and blasphemy of exposing some black woman and as he quotes " Mad and unaccountable for their bullshit " When at a book signing he was approached by the group from the B.R.F.O protesting at his book signing where he simply replied " I ain't ya Baby daddy Be gone with you!" Dr. Alpnah Neville has many books but he is most noted by his best seller Unity Or Die where he outlines the greatest issue with black unity is niggerdom and spending money outside of the community. His wife, Hally Berry, a famous actor is standing by her man side against the onslaught of hate and backlash she was quoted about her husband at a "Two live Crew concert" in saying ( My man dick to good to leave him!) end quote.... In, any case we shall be hard-pressed to see where this will lead the country. He was on jet magazine's cover with the headline " You Coonin Or Doing?! Rise black man RISE"
In unrelated news THE GIANTS SUCK BALLZ!!!!!!!
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