Crazed bisexual destrampado on the loose!!!!
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Recent reports across the country have shown that a lunatic, and when I say lunatic, I mean a FUCKING lunatic is on the loose. He is wanted for throwing pencils at innocent and gullible white folk during his 2 minutes in high school and his offense have only just been building up. Not soon after that he has given a DMV test taker PTSD after going 70 mph on 35 mph road. When he was pulled over and asked why in fucking gods name was he going so fast he simply answered "I wanted to go fast". He was quickly arrested for questioning and sexual torture that he ended up enjoying. If you have seen this thing please call the us marines immediately!!! He's supposedly working at a IHOP as a cook so don't eat there just identify him and GTFO. He's smell like asshole and has a gayass lip ring don't ask me why and has a very distinct and annoying laugh but you also must be sure ask him some question first! If he tells you the reason why he's so fucked up is because he got pushed down the stairs don't believe it he was just born that way and if he mentions how much he fingers himself to blink 182 speed dial ya boys at 911 real quick! This man must be put down for the sake of your grandmas.
Thank you everyone for your help!! ????
P.S. he posts the most retarded shit I have ever seen
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