Columraq citizen michael davila has been arestted for smacking 20 bitches in the face with his dick

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Today at 9:30pm there was a call to the police about a man slapping women with his genitalia.

When officers arrived they claim that there were groups of women coming up to michael and he was jumping and spinning in the air with no pants smacking women in the face with his dick.

When they arested the young man he leaned the male officer and continued to plow the lady cop when he layed his seed he said "look bitch your gonna let me drive to the jail and your gonna give me some dome on the way there"

When the young basedlord went to court on October 24 10:00 am and he went to the stand he said "look i know yall niggas dont give af about nun of this im pretty sure u would slap bitches in the face with ya dick if u was hammered as i was.. so im finna bring some bitches in here to get the rocks warm and ima go home and get blazed"

The young basedlord was sent home becuase he quote "aint finna get fucked in the ass for injoying myself

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