UVA takes flyer on unknown talent

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UVA linebacker coach Shane Hunter believes he has discovered a "hidden gem" in former 757 athlete. At 26, Ding Witherspoon would not be your average college football player. In fact, on a team consisting of nearly 85, he would be the elder statesman of the group. In spite of his age, never playing college football at a Division I, II or III level, and even already obtaining his degree at ODU, Coach Hunter believes Ding has the raw talent and ability to not only make UVA's team, but contribute as well. Coach Hunter is quoted saying "I saw him at a softball game just throwing the ball around and running, I approached him with a little small talk and really liked how bright this young man was." Coach Hunter says he pulled Ding away from the softball games, to put him through a few standard linebacker drills, and was blown away by what Ding was able to do. "This guy has shoulders as broad as my car, he's built like a Mack truck, has feet like a ballet dancer, and the football IQ to coach one day, I had to at least offer him a tryout." Could UVA be a possible landing spot for this "hidden gem"? Well Wahoo fans, we have to wait and see next Spring!

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