Famous cultural anthropologist and former college professor at Grand Valley State University facing 4 felony counts of Possessing uncontrolled substance, possession of deadly substance, possession with intent to distribute, Identity Fraud- acting like a c

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He went by the name "Noah" the young lady who asked to keep her identity disclosed claims. It was a regular Tuesday morning when the victim met him on her way to class, he was exiting an all white H2 hummer near her dorm when he said hello. She responded and they proceeded to talk as he claimed he was on his way to class in the same direction as her. He asked her if she did blow or Heroin which she replied Yes. They exchanged numbers and planned on meeting up after class, which, they did and the victim said he was very cool and chill asf so she purchased some blow an dog food street term for Heroin and also hooked up with the unidentified man but as she walked out his room she saw a ID an his birthdate read he was born in 1942 making him 74 years old! She left in disbelief because he looks as if he was a young college student and she got home looked up the name on his ID read Dashiki Coon an saw he was a Famous Cultural anthropologist already on the run for similar acts. She called law enforcement and by the time they made it to his off campus apartment he fled and was last saw on the Ypsilanti area. Please call crime stoppers if you see this man.

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