Barça or Madrid?!?
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Young and very very but very handsome Omar Muneton has been offered to join either of the two top teams of the world Barcelona or Real madrid. We asked Mr. Muneton if he had any preference and he told us "I have always looked at how Barça played with the ball and it intrigued me but my heart has always been set on Real madrid and i always had a dream to wear that jersey with my name and number on the back for everyone to admire but i will have to have a conversation with my agent (Brian Alvarez) and my wife (Cintya Muneton) to see what is more convenient in my career." We also had a chat with his agent and he told us that he sent this letter to Mr. Muneton addressing the issue
"Dear Muneton,
I have got offers from both Barcelona and Real madrid these are their letters and we’ll have a talk as soon as i get back from the meeting.
"Mr. Muneton, we want you to join our Barcelona. We are offering you a 4 year contract. With a transfer fee of €120 million. More than record setting Paul Pogba's Tranfer to MANCHESTER UNITED! You will be placed along side Superstars of Lionel Messi, Luis Suarez, and Neymar Da Silva Santos Jr. “
"Mr. Muneton, we would love for you to join Real Madrid. We are offering you a 4 year contract with a transfer fee of €119 million. If you accept you will join the deadly BBC and become the fourth integrate of the deadly group”
So what will be Muneton's decision? Will he join the playful MSN or will he join the deadly BBC We will find out when we see him with the jersey doing his own touch of magic on the pitch.
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