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Saturday Evening at approximately 10:30, Lake County police officer, John Guttierez, recieved a report from a local of the highland area stating that a group of cars were street racing up and down US 41. She told police she was going the speed limit of 35 and 3 cars accelerated past her at speeds she approximated to be over 80 mph. She was unable to give a description of all of the vehicles but she approximated there to be 3, one was black, one was red, and one was grey. She was able to tell that the grey car was a Ford Mustang and the red one was a Dodge Challenger or Charger. There have been several reports over the past couple weeks of street racing around this area and this is the third time the grey Ford Mustang has been mentioned. The Generation of the Mustang described by the Highland woman is pictured above. Police have done a thorough search and have narrowed it down to 22 grey Ford Mustangs around the area. Now while authorities are unsure of who exactly the suspect is, detectives are looking into the driving records of the 22 suspects to see if any have committed previous traffic violations. This is an open investigation and police are doing there best to stop local street racing in trying to look out for the well being of the community. Lake County and the Highland Police have increased there patrol units around the area and will continue there search. If anyone has any information do not hesitate to call the Lake County Police Department at 219-765-3000.
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