WANTED: Newport News Man, 29, Wanted For String Of Murders & Robberies In Newport News

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Newport News police are searching for a man, Wesley Anderson III, in connection to multiple shootings, homicides, and armed robberies dating back to 2005.

On Saturday October 22 2016, a local resident turned in a suspicious plastic bag to the Newport News police department. The bag was hooked on to the line of local fisherman who thought he may have caught a nice sized dinner for the night.

"Judging by the weight I thought I got lucky and caught a big one. But I soon noticed it wasn't a fish at all, it was 3 plastic grocery bags concealing a firearm"! The local resident says.

The man immediately turned in the bag to the Newport News Police who then had it tested for, fingerprints and DNA. "The 45. Caliber was used in dozens of homicides and robberies, dating from 2005-2014. When DNA testing came back it traced back to Anderson" Officer Jones states.

There are atleast 6 homicides connected to Anderson, including 22 yr old, Tony Davis, who was murdered on the 7300 block of Warwick Ave in 2006. "We know him and this weapon are connected to atleast 5 homicides during 2005-2009. We believe there are many more". say Jones.

Anderson's last known address in the 7000 block of Warwick Ave. He is wanted for murder and other felony charges. There are warrants out for his arrest for charges including first degree murder, aggravated malicious wounding, robbery and use of a firearm in commission of a felony.

Police described Anderson as a black male with a dark complexion, about 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighing about 135 pounds. For any information on his whereabouts please contact local authorities.

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