Lucas Kanthak Arrested For Necrophilia
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Authorities in Oregon Ohio have made an arrest in a strange case. Oregon Police received a call around 1:24 A.M with the caller stating that a white male was acting very suspicious in the neighborhood when police responded the found the man on the side of a home in the 1100 block of Mambrino, Lucas was "standing over what appeared to be a deceased body and both Lucas and the corpse had no clothes on at the time of police arrival". When officers identified themselves as the police Lucas turned around and yelled "fuck 12 nigga I'm a savage fuck all the opps on BD" and took off running police pursued him and eventually caught up to him on Navarre Ave. according to the police report it states that "he took off running with cocaine addict like speeds we just couldn't catch him" when he was taken into custody he had 7 grams of cocaine 2.4 grams of MDMA (molly) and a Ruger SR9 9mm handgun which belonged to his father with 17 rounds of ammo loaded in it in his possession. When asked if he had anything to say before being taken to jail he said "I just want my Coke And SR9 back let me go fuck that dead body you fucking pigs I'm from Russia this is allowed there I hope Donald Trump becomes president he'll let me fuck dead bodies and snort coke" Lucas has been charged with necrophilia, possession of a handgun, possession of cocaine, possession of MDMA, resisting arrest, eluding and could possibly face more charges. (Necrophilia is sexual intercourse with or attraction to corpses) He could also face deportation back to Russia where he was originally born.
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