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Tim aka the foreign uncle ruckus has been seeing at a trump rally and got into an argument with a white men saying this: You heard me, white men, white people can't fight. They don't possess the strength of character or the mental quickness to be a great fighter. That's why all the best fighters in the world have always been black men. mike tyson , Joe louis, Muhammad ALi, and don't forget forget floyd mayweather! Name me one great, white, heavyweight fighter. Name one, go ahead, try, name one. See there? Ya can't do it. What, what what, what? Oh, oh, oh, oh you wanna pull Rocky out yo' ass? That what you thinkin' 'bout? rocky Balboa? Well, if that white men so tough, then why he didn't fight drago in the usa? I'll tell you why. 'Cause he was scared, that's why. Shit. after saying this he get his ass beat by violent trump voters. when he walked away we trying to stopped hi asking what happen he responded he couldn't speak because the police my shoot his German ass by mistake. he left the rally unharmed and continue arguing with the white men.
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