Fort Bragg soldier earn Medal of Honor for penis
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The infantry company commander Christopher (lil man) paez with fort braggs 3rd infantry combat engineering Battalion was honored today In a change of command ceremony in which he was presented with an army achievement metal. How mite his penis size translate to an army achievement award you may ask ? Well upon entry in to the army capt. paez was mistakenly declared a female claims he never fought to deny see. capt.paez penis is so small army doctors who did his entry physical into the army at Elpaso Meps thought his penis was a over grown clitoris one doctor was quoted saying ( his penis was the same size as a fish scale) I've seen fish scales bigger than that thing retired army csm nickoless Armstrong said paez was mistakenly grouped for the remainder of his career as a female stood out as a piece of shit soldier finishing below passing on the army females pt and was due for chapter for as a result of multiple pt test it wasnt until going down range when paez got his shine trapped in a isis ambush paez company was captured and force to strip upon seein his almost absent penis and over size testicles that isis fight laughed so hard they forgot to secure other soldiers thous allowing the soldiers to take control of the situation ssgt Wendy Williams was quoted saying been any bigger wed all be dead right now his penis is a hero in my eyes capt. Paez could not be reached for comment but was quoted saying who need a Dick when his tongue handles the chicks
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