Fallriver "thug" wanted for sexual assault on 25+ women
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Kevin paleiro of fall river is wanted after a long string of sexual assaults all point back to him...
More than 25 women ranging in age from 18-40 years old have come forward and written testimonies stating very similar story's.
"All these statements seem to be the same" states- Bristol county district attorny
He continued to explain."they would meet on line via Facebook,twitter,intagram,snapchat. once engadged in conversation he would invite them to hang out and "have some drinks"offering cheap alcohol and shitty weed ...they would agree and take him up on his offer. Shortly after having a few sips they would forget the rest of the night..... Upon waking up they realised they were naked behind sleepys mattress outlet. The ones that came forward right away were treated at local hospitals. Where they ran rape test on the victims all leading to the results of a highly deadly ammount of xannex a (benzo) drug made to treat anxiety... All victims were found to have bodily fluid from "paleiro" inside there mouths,vaginal area,ainal passage,ears,nose,and belly buttons crusted shut!"
"He's a nasty man with a nasty plan" said the Bristol county a.d.a.
Anny info leading to his capture can be directed to the f.r.p.d
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