Two teens arrested for theft at dirty dons porn shop on county route 56
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Fredrick L. Barse 19, and James A. Barse 17 of 250 Main Street Massena where charged on October 24 at approximately 5:30 pm with rape, assault and burglary on two male state troopers and clerk. Frederick pulled up in his 1996 chevy trailblazer with passenger James Barse brother of Frederick Barse. Both suspects got out of the vehicle and proceeded to the door of dirty dons, as they entered the store they pointed at the clerk and told him to get on his hands and knees. James then proceeded to tell the clerk "stay on all fours and close your eyes, I have a surprise" he then pulled out what looked like a sludge hammer, but turned out to be a two headed dildo. Brother Frederick Barse then proceeded his way to the clerk and yelled "suck on my big slong, you fucking ding dong". Tentants that lived up above the sex shop heard loud moaning, grunting and screaming so they called state troopers. State troopers arrive to the scene on county route 56 at 4:30pm. State troopers walk in to find the clerk on all fours with anal beads hanging out of his ass along with a 2 headed dildo. Both suspects where hiding and when found beat state troopers up with two headed dildos, both state troopers have ruptured ass holes and are in upstate Vermont medical facilitie in the ICU. Both James Barse and Frederick Barse are being held in custody of St.Lawerence County Correctional Facility with no bail awaiting a trial date.
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